The Joker of Chavez Ravine

As of press time here at WPDR the deal was still "unofficial" although it is all but done. Manny Ramirez and his agent Scott Boras are putting the final touches on a contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers reportedly worth $45 million over the course of two seasons. Why did it take so long for Manny to agree to the ONLY deal on the table? That remains to be seen. By the time Orange County residents wake to watch the news or read the paper it should be inked. Manny gets his money, Boras gets his percentage and the LA press get grand fodder for the foreseeable future. Christmas in California, Manny Claus is staying in town!